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If Shakespeare was an airsofter 
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Post If Shakespeare was an airsofter
This site is MOA
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when this day is named,
And rouse him at the name of MOA.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say, "To-morrow is MOA club shoot day,
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars,
(from the bb’s)
And say, "These wounds I got at MOA
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words,
Ste the King, Biker, and Jizzy,
Darren, Cath and Jo.
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And MOA shoots shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remembered-
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us at MOA


Wed Sep 21, 2011 12:58 am
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Post Re: If Shakespeare was an airsofter
Andy.....this is world class!!!
AWESOME!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:25 am
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Nice andy :) :) :)

Was there something in thier about holding my manhood??????

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Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:37 am
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I have just cried, reminded me why I come along every month.

I also had a little wee, it simply slipped out as I laughed so hard.

Fantastic.

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Absalutely brilliant Andy xxxxxxxxxx


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